{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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